Speeding up Monopoly with a few drinks

Well this one is going to be easy. First read the rules. The actual rules not the made up house rules. Now every time some one suggest putting money on free parking take a drink. Every time someone says are you sure you don't put money on free parking check the rules, take two drinks. When ever says this is not the rules I play take 3 drinks. Any other adoption of house rules take a drink.

Game ends either when a player passes out from intoxication or when the rules say the game would end, once 1 player runs out of money.

Well this one was easy.

What were you expecting more. Okay, fine for the people that actual know the rules:


1 drink every time a player passes go

1 drink for going to jail
When you land on go to jail you can skip the punishment by doing a dare agreed upon by the other players

Finish your drink if you land on free parking

1 drink for every doubles rolled

2 drink for landing on the utilities

All other players drink for chance or community chest that pays a player
Player takes 2 drinks when chance or community chest makes them pay

Drink to you pass out when a player tries to explain why their house rules are better.

Don't worry friends will still play the real way.

If you missed the first game in the series check out my Settlers of Catan post here